if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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