You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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