i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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