The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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