Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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