Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
my shit smells like andre
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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