I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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