UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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