Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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