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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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