no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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