Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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