but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
my liver is dry heaving
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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