You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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