She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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