I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
