just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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