The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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