Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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