i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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