Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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