It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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