can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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