thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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