I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
