No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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