So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
