Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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