that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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