North Korea, Best Korea!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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