I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Michael Bay diarrhea
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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