you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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