She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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