D3 body, D1 cock
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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