Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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