after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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