Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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