if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I FOUND THE LEGS
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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