I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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