Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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