I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
