My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
