I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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