it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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