we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
