so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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