My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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