i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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