you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
why do cheetos always look like penises
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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