I CAN MOONWALK!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It's never too late to be topless.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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