no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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