She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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