these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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